10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim