10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers