10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword