10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-