10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Welcome to kicker school
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."