10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Never educate a stupid poker player.