10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers