10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "No river, no fish."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.