10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier