10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!