10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves