10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "No river, no fish."
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]