10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.