10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.