10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.