10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Welcome to kicker school
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"