10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.