10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.