10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.