10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth