10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "No river, no fish."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.