10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is for loners.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..