10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die