10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!