10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion