10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "No river, no fish."