10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is