10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.