10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.