10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.