10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Welcome to kicker school
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."