10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."