10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts