10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)