10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."