10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth