10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Welcome to kicker school
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.