10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--