10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.