10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus