10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Welcome to kicker school
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak