10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• It's Free To Fold...
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.