10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• It's Free To Fold...
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Fold and live to fold again
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.