10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare