10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--