10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach