10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--