10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Welcome to kicker school
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks