10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers