10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls